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Release Date: April 14, 2006
Featuring:
Anna Faris | Anthony Anderson | Bill Pullman | Carmen Electra | Chris Elliott | Craig Bierko | Leslie Nielsen | Michael Madsen | Molly Shannon | Regina Hall |
Plot
Shaquille O'Neal and Dr. Phil awaken to seek out themselves bound to pipes in a very spoof of the primary Saw pic. Their host, Billy the Puppet, reveals the space is filling with poison gas. Phil realizes they need to chop through their own ankles, however accidentally saws off the incorrect foot, unwittingly feat each men to die.
In big apple, Cindy Campbell visits her former relative-in-law Tom mountain peak. Her husband St. George has died and her kinsman Buffalo Bill Cody is at military college, feat her lonely. Tom, fed up being attentive to her, tries to kill by overdosing on sleeping pills. However, he erroneously ingests virility drug, leading to a painful death once he tumbles over the bannister and lands on his absurdly erect erectile organ. Cindy takes employment caring for an wife, Mrs. Norris, who lives in a very haunted house. Cindy's new neighbour, Tom Ryan, runs into George's recent friends, Mahalik and CJ, who accidentally reveal that they had a homosexual one-night stand since a Brokeback Mountain-like trip to the mountains. Tom returns home, wherever his ex-wife Marilyn has arrived together with his kids, Robbie and wife, each of whom resent their father.
The next morning, Cindy confides in Tom the tragic death of her husband george throughout the her Million dollar baby-wise last match of her boxing career. As Cindy and Tom understand their love for every alternative and kiss, the sky suddenly experiences a freak storm, feat all motor vehicles within the world while not power; even bikes, skateboards and bombs will not move or work. Meanwhile, in a very War of the Worlds reference, a huge object referred to as rack emerges from the bottom to play "Karma Chameleon" before shift to "Destroy Humanity" and vaporizing individuals. Cindy runs back home and encounters the house’s resident ghost, Toshio.
The Japanese boy reveals that the solution to the invasion lies in his father’s heart. Tom leaves Cindy and flees together with his kids to an unrevealed location. whereas visiting Edna R. Penhall primary school, U.S. President Baxter Harris receives news of the alien attack. sadly, Harris is additional interested in the reading of "My Pet Duck", and fails to reply suitably. the case solely worsens once his aide explains that the duck dies, and also the aide explains that the aliens square measure vaporizing individuals, that leads for the president to exclaim that each one of those children's folks may well be dead, that culminates in a very violent riot by the youngsters. On his reply the president asks his aide to cue him to sign the abortion bill.
Cindy reunites together with her first love Brenda Meeks, currently an area newsman despite having died within the previous film. Meanwhile, Mahalik and CJ square measure operating as sewer inspectors, however once they get out of the sewer a horde of zombie-like individuals begin to attack them. They simply fight back though one in all them is Mahalik's granny. He keeps telling her what quantity he loves her whereas beating her up at a similar time, finally throwing her into the sewers at the top (a loose parody of Shaun of the Dead). Cindy and Brenda manage to seek out the last operating automobile and follow the directions left by Toshio. Soon, they discover a mysterious village that resembles a pseudo-Amish community. sadly, they're captured and brought into a court to own their fate determined by village leader Henry Hale (Bill Pullman). throughout the trial, Hale's blind girl, Holly, stumbles into the court thinking she's alone. She strips and incorporates a giant bowel movement before of everybody. To the fear of the jam-pawncked court, Hale rules that Cindy and Brenda might keep within the village, however never leave.
Later, at an emergency session of the united nations (UN), U.S. President Harris follows a spherical of offensive jokes with the disclosing of a weapon designed to combat the aliens. Scientists have changed the warmth ray captured from one in all the triPods into having the alternative result of destroying bodies, feat solely garments behind. The UN gets an surprising and quite unwelcome demonstration once Harris unknowingly causes the ray to render everyone in the altogether, starting with himself. in a very close field strewn with red weed, Tom and his kids still square measure driving the automobile whereas the general public try and steal it, that succeeds when a person points a gun to his head and that they switch the incorrect things. Later they run into a battle between the U.S. military and also the triPods. Robbie decides to hitch the fight, excited by the graphic violence. whereas Tom tries to counsel him, Jackson tries to steer wife to come back on – however Tom manages to prevent her in time, feat the singer to be repeatedly disintegrated till solely his plastic nose remains.
Tom and wife flee into a house guarded by the lunatic jazz musician, however their respite is fugacious once father and girl square measure captured by a rack. Back within the village, Henry gets injured by the mentally challenged village cretin Ezekiel. A dying Henry explains to Cindy and Brenda that he's the daddy of Toshio, who was killed throughout the mass accident at Cindy’s match. However, varied events conspire against Henry revealing the complete story, finally culminating in Cindy and Brenda being caught by the Command rack. the most characters rouse within the same toilet from the gap. Cindy and Brenda notice themselves sporting "Venus Fly Traps" and Tom sporting an absurd device designed to shoot a pole up his behind. Then Billy seems on the TV and tells them Cindy has sixty seconds to retrieve the key.
After abundant prompting, Cindy realises that she needs to retrieve the key from behind her eye – that she will while not hassle, since the key was behind a prosthesis she got following a “bad bar fight in '96”. Then each wife and Robbie come back down from the ceiling, to be sliced into items unless Tom holds onto their rope, feat him receptive another, ultimately fatal torture device wherever his children would be saved however he would suffer a terrible death. Moments before his impending death, Cindy notices the rest room that incorporates a heart drawn thereon and discovers photos of Billy with Henry's married woman and Toshio. Realising that Billy was the boy's biological father and also the entire invasion is revenge for his son’s death, Cindy pleads him to decision off the invasion.
Brenda enters a secret area behind a door and seems on the TV with Billy, who takes unkind to Brenda's look. Brenda starts offensive Billy, however Billy calls in his brother Zoltar for facilitate. Brenda tackles Zoltar off the screen. Cindy seems to be terribly confused. when seeing however way Tom would attend save his children's lives at the value of his own, Billy spares their lives and grudgingly apologizes for killing variant individuals and permits them to depart from the toilet. Before Cindy, Tom, Robbie, and wife leave, Cindy asks wherever Brenda is and Brenda and Zoltar seem to that Brenda reveals she had an affair with Zoltar.
In an epilogue set 9 months later, Brenda offers birth to the kid of Zoltar, CJ and Mahalik resume their relationship, and President Harris is seen sleeping with a duck. James peer Jones narrates mankind's ending through love, before being run over by a passing bus. Meanwhile, Tom seems on The Oprah Winfrey Show, crazy for attention. Ultimately, following varied progressively harmful antics that embrace flipping, swinging, manically throwing Cindy off the stage with crazy love, breaking Oprah Winfrey's hands, sound her with a chair, Tom rushes towards the screen because the screen goes black.
In big apple, Cindy Campbell visits her former relative-in-law Tom mountain peak. Her husband St. George has died and her kinsman Buffalo Bill Cody is at military college, feat her lonely. Tom, fed up being attentive to her, tries to kill by overdosing on sleeping pills. However, he erroneously ingests virility drug, leading to a painful death once he tumbles over the bannister and lands on his absurdly erect erectile organ. Cindy takes employment caring for an wife, Mrs. Norris, who lives in a very haunted house. Cindy's new neighbour, Tom Ryan, runs into George's recent friends, Mahalik and CJ, who accidentally reveal that they had a homosexual one-night stand since a Brokeback Mountain-like trip to the mountains. Tom returns home, wherever his ex-wife Marilyn has arrived together with his kids, Robbie and wife, each of whom resent their father.
The next morning, Cindy confides in Tom the tragic death of her husband george throughout the her Million dollar baby-wise last match of her boxing career. As Cindy and Tom understand their love for every alternative and kiss, the sky suddenly experiences a freak storm, feat all motor vehicles within the world while not power; even bikes, skateboards and bombs will not move or work. Meanwhile, in a very War of the Worlds reference, a huge object referred to as rack emerges from the bottom to play "Karma Chameleon" before shift to "Destroy Humanity" and vaporizing individuals. Cindy runs back home and encounters the house’s resident ghost, Toshio.
The Japanese boy reveals that the solution to the invasion lies in his father’s heart. Tom leaves Cindy and flees together with his kids to an unrevealed location. whereas visiting Edna R. Penhall primary school, U.S. President Baxter Harris receives news of the alien attack. sadly, Harris is additional interested in the reading of "My Pet Duck", and fails to reply suitably. the case solely worsens once his aide explains that the duck dies, and also the aide explains that the aliens square measure vaporizing individuals, that leads for the president to exclaim that each one of those children's folks may well be dead, that culminates in a very violent riot by the youngsters. On his reply the president asks his aide to cue him to sign the abortion bill.
Cindy reunites together with her first love Brenda Meeks, currently an area newsman despite having died within the previous film. Meanwhile, Mahalik and CJ square measure operating as sewer inspectors, however once they get out of the sewer a horde of zombie-like individuals begin to attack them. They simply fight back though one in all them is Mahalik's granny. He keeps telling her what quantity he loves her whereas beating her up at a similar time, finally throwing her into the sewers at the top (a loose parody of Shaun of the Dead). Cindy and Brenda manage to seek out the last operating automobile and follow the directions left by Toshio. Soon, they discover a mysterious village that resembles a pseudo-Amish community. sadly, they're captured and brought into a court to own their fate determined by village leader Henry Hale (Bill Pullman). throughout the trial, Hale's blind girl, Holly, stumbles into the court thinking she's alone. She strips and incorporates a giant bowel movement before of everybody. To the fear of the jam-pawncked court, Hale rules that Cindy and Brenda might keep within the village, however never leave.
Later, at an emergency session of the united nations (UN), U.S. President Harris follows a spherical of offensive jokes with the disclosing of a weapon designed to combat the aliens. Scientists have changed the warmth ray captured from one in all the triPods into having the alternative result of destroying bodies, feat solely garments behind. The UN gets an surprising and quite unwelcome demonstration once Harris unknowingly causes the ray to render everyone in the altogether, starting with himself. in a very close field strewn with red weed, Tom and his kids still square measure driving the automobile whereas the general public try and steal it, that succeeds when a person points a gun to his head and that they switch the incorrect things. Later they run into a battle between the U.S. military and also the triPods. Robbie decides to hitch the fight, excited by the graphic violence. whereas Tom tries to counsel him, Jackson tries to steer wife to come back on – however Tom manages to prevent her in time, feat the singer to be repeatedly disintegrated till solely his plastic nose remains.
Tom and wife flee into a house guarded by the lunatic jazz musician, however their respite is fugacious once father and girl square measure captured by a rack. Back within the village, Henry gets injured by the mentally challenged village cretin Ezekiel. A dying Henry explains to Cindy and Brenda that he's the daddy of Toshio, who was killed throughout the mass accident at Cindy’s match. However, varied events conspire against Henry revealing the complete story, finally culminating in Cindy and Brenda being caught by the Command rack. the most characters rouse within the same toilet from the gap. Cindy and Brenda notice themselves sporting "Venus Fly Traps" and Tom sporting an absurd device designed to shoot a pole up his behind. Then Billy seems on the TV and tells them Cindy has sixty seconds to retrieve the key.
After abundant prompting, Cindy realises that she needs to retrieve the key from behind her eye – that she will while not hassle, since the key was behind a prosthesis she got following a “bad bar fight in '96”. Then each wife and Robbie come back down from the ceiling, to be sliced into items unless Tom holds onto their rope, feat him receptive another, ultimately fatal torture device wherever his children would be saved however he would suffer a terrible death. Moments before his impending death, Cindy notices the rest room that incorporates a heart drawn thereon and discovers photos of Billy with Henry's married woman and Toshio. Realising that Billy was the boy's biological father and also the entire invasion is revenge for his son’s death, Cindy pleads him to decision off the invasion.
Brenda enters a secret area behind a door and seems on the TV with Billy, who takes unkind to Brenda's look. Brenda starts offensive Billy, however Billy calls in his brother Zoltar for facilitate. Brenda tackles Zoltar off the screen. Cindy seems to be terribly confused. when seeing however way Tom would attend save his children's lives at the value of his own, Billy spares their lives and grudgingly apologizes for killing variant individuals and permits them to depart from the toilet. Before Cindy, Tom, Robbie, and wife leave, Cindy asks wherever Brenda is and Brenda and Zoltar seem to that Brenda reveals she had an affair with Zoltar.
In an epilogue set 9 months later, Brenda offers birth to the kid of Zoltar, CJ and Mahalik resume their relationship, and President Harris is seen sleeping with a duck. James peer Jones narrates mankind's ending through love, before being run over by a passing bus. Meanwhile, Tom seems on The Oprah Winfrey Show, crazy for attention. Ultimately, following varied progressively harmful antics that embrace flipping, swinging, manically throwing Cindy off the stage with crazy love, breaking Oprah Winfrey's hands, sound her with a chair, Tom rushes towards the screen because the screen goes black.
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